2011 Top 10 ListJoe V (New Afternoon Show)
It seems rather futile to try to compare artistic releases when putting together one of these best ofs, especially when it's cross-genre. I don't see how it could ever be anything other than a completely arbitrary compilation of half-remembered albums that struck you as somehow above the pale during at least one of the 365 days that made up this past year. I love a lot of things I come across and I don't really think it's necessary to numerically quantify that in some objective ordering, as if one could definitively say that such-and-such drone cassette was precisely 3 albums better than another one. Even if the list is non-sequential, a work's inclusion or exclusion from a list effectively creates the same phenomenon. That being said, I have meticulously compiled the following Top 50 list in sequential order using advanced mathematical analysis to create the definitive Best of 2011 List. If an album doesn't appear on here that means it was bad and terrible and you should probably feel bad about even thinking about it to begin with. All numbers are completely official and the corresponding artist will be receiving their ranking engraved on a commemorative dinner plate.
~JOE'S OFFICIAL BEST OF 2011 TOP 50 MUSIC LIST~
1)Pierrot Lunaire - Turn Back The Hands Of Time
2)Jack Allett - The Collapsing Middle
3)Lee Noble - Horrorism
4)Death Grips - Exmilitary
5)Tuusanuuskat - Nääksää Nää Mun Kyyneleet
6)Ash Borer - Ash Borer
7)Golden Retriever - Light Cones
8)Giant Claw - Tunnel Mind
9)Ford & Lopatin - Channel Pressure
10)Halalnihil - Virgincadaver Trinity Boxset
11)Wavepool Abortion - Wavepool Abortion
12)Ralph White - The Hanged Man
13)Dirty Beaches - Badlands
14)Skullflower - Fucked On A Pile Of Corpses
15)Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica
16)The Caretaker - An Empty Bliss Beyond This World
17)Wooden Shjips - West
18)Dan Melchior - Assemblage Blues
19)Tandy Love - Turk Jerk (Anatolian Anagrams)
20)Steve Hauschildt - Tragedy & Geometry
21)Aaron Dilloway - Lip Syncing To Verme
22)Homostupids - Strawberry Orange Peach Banana
23)Grouper - A I A : Alien Observer
24)Okkyung Lee - Noisy Love Songs
25)Sean McCann - The Capital
26)High Wolf - Atlas Nation
27)NEON PULSE - FIELD RECORDINGS FROM THE HEART STATION
28)Alexander Turnquist - Hallway of Mirrors
29)Bitchin' Bajas/Faceplant - Bitchin' Bajas/ Faceplant Split
30)Robedoor - Too Down To Die
31)Julia Holter - Tragedy
32)Crazy Spirit - I'm Dead 7"
33)United Waters - Your First Ever River
34)Peaking Lights - 936
35)Zomes - Earth Grid
36)Container - LP
37)Angus MacLise / Tony Conrad - Dreamweapon III
38)Spencer Clark - The Spectacle of Light Abductions
39)Ken Seeno - Invisible Surfer On An Invisible Wave
40)Balaclavas - Snake People
41)Raspberry Bulbs - Nature Tries Again
42)Pete Swanson - I Don't Rock At All
43)Emuul - The Drawing of the Line
44)The Psychic Paramount - II
45)New Future Wanderer - Plaza For Media Conference 92
46)Culo - Toxic Vision
47)Clams Casino - Rainforest
48)Asian Women on the Telephone - Freedom As Mama Told Me
49)Black Pus - Primordial Pus
50)Aerial Jungle - Tales Of Acoustic Levitation
One word to describe 2011: lunchable
A prediction for next year: Super Bowl XLVI: Green Bay Packers: 14 - Denver Broncos: 17
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